Got home from work and picking up the kids from daycare. The kids ran downstairs to play with their toys.
We were just getting supper together when my son comes running upstairs. Naked.
Me: Why are you naked?
Son: Mommy, DD is taking her pull-up off.
Me: Did she poo?
Son: No. She needs help.
Me: Why are you naked?
Son: Let’s go downstairs!
I follow the naked boy downstairs. Change DD’s pull-up. Find my son’s clothing scattered around the basement, and make yet another attempt at getting an answer to the naked question.
Me: Why are you naked?
Son: I’m the naked monster. Roar!
Well, that answers that.
Me: I’m going upstairs now.
At least it’s not angry stripping in protest of something or other this time.

Awesome.
I hope you laughed and laughed.
Hysterical.
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