“There will no doubt be a moment where you will want to murder your child.” - Vicki at Mommy Mishaps
Vicki has just started blogging at Mommy Mishaps and I look forward to reading about the crazy antics that go on in a household with four girls!
Yes we love our children, they do wonderful things like give spontaneous hugs and tell us we’re beautiful while we put our make-up on at the breakfast table. But they can also be horrible, evil, and insanity-inducing creatures that whine, run away when we say “come here”, and scream “don’t touch me!” in quiet public places like libraries.
Vicki’s 2-step murder prevention program includes:
- Medicating. I’ve never tried her vatorade mix (vodka and orange Gatorade) but it does sound tasty.
- Wait for the “cute” to come back. Although, in my experience this can take a while and you’ll have to do some serious medicating to get through the long wait.
Go check out her blog sometime! I’m always thrilled to find other un-Martha, Pinterestally-challenged mothers with well-developed senses of humors to commiserate with. I suspect she’s one of us.
Disclaimer: I don’t really want to murder my children. That would be very, very bad. And I’m pretty sure prison isn’t the vacation it’s made out to be. Right?