Balls in the Air

So what do you do when you’re trying to juggle work, life, a partner, a kid, or kids, a house, and whatever else you have on the go. There is no way you can keep all those balls in the air. So which ones do you toss in the trash?

Well, I’ve found that cleanliness, which many people seem to think is next to godliness, is the first to go. I used to shower on a regular basis. Now, if I get a shower twice a week, well, then I’m doing great! My kids, who get way dirtier than I do, only get bathed twice a week too. They’re little, people expect them to smell a bit. Also, the less you wash your hair, the less it seems to need it. Who knew!?

After personal hygiene, you can also start to let your home cleanliness go. Let’s face it, your kids will make a mess of everything. They drop food all over the place, track in mud and other unmentionable stuff. During potty training, there’s the inevitable ammonia ring around the toilet.

Personally I only wash the floor in small bits, as the kids spill things that leave obvious stains. And the carpet only gets vacuumed when there’s a noticeable crunch underfoot. Dusting? Well that just doesn’t happen ever. Unless we’re having people over, which we have no time to do either. Probably a good thing, since we’re all starting to stink a bit.

In my defense, I do laundry on a regular basis. And by regular basis I mean 1 to 2 loads every day. I’m hoping the clean laundry smell will cover up some of the bad B.O.

Of course, once the kids start getting involved in stuff like music lessons or after school sports, we’ll be even busier. I’m already starting to plan what other time consuming things in life I can let go of. That is, if we allow the kids to start getting involved in stuff. I’ve come up with a few things that we can potentially do without in the future:

  • Grocery shopping. I’ve already found a place where I can order online and they’ll deliver it to my house. How great is that!
  • Any and all cleaning. I work, my husband works, we’re hiring someone to clean. End of story.
  • Making lunches. As soon as the little ankle biters are big enough to make their own lunches, they’re making their own lunches. And if they don’t make their own lunches, they don’t have lunch.
  • Getting dressed in the mornings. No more sleeping in pajamas for the night, we will make the switch to sleeping in our clothes the night before. That way when we get up, we’re ready to go.
  • Putting the toys away. They’re just going to end up right back on the floor so putting toys away is an exercise in futility. I’m also going to cut out futility.
  • Cooking. So I won’t cut out cooking all of the time, but I do resolve to order in more often. I like to think of  it as my way of supporting the economy.

I’m sure there are other things that I can cut out of my schedule. I’d welcome any and all suggestions at this point so that I can prepare for an even more hectic schedule that is fated to come sooner or later.

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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