Child Labor Application

I sometimes wonder what my children would put on an application for a job if I decided we needed their income.

Education:
Completion of Pre-School.

Work History:
Helping with laundry.
Vacuuming and dusting.
Putting toys away.

Skills:
Coloring & cutting with scissors.
Dressing self.
Running fast.
Sharing and turn taking.

Hobbies and Interests:
Dinosaurs.
Racecars.
Jet Airplanes.
Running fast.
Singing songs about poop.

I’m thinking that it’s about time to start with some serious skill development or these kids will never be equipped to leave home. You can kick them out at 16 right?!

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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2 Responses to Child Labor Application

  1. Haha…this gave me a good chuckle. There’s a place for them on the stand up comedy circuit. Everyone loves jokes and songs about poop. ;p

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