Easter weekend is here and I asked my son what it was all about. He told me that the easter bunny went around collecting eggs.
Me: Does he eat the eggs?
Son: No mommy, he paints them.
Me: What else is easter about?
Son: Sometimes eggs are made of chocolate. Chocolate is sugary junk.
Me: And we don’t eat sugary junk.
Son: Sometimes we do.
Well, we tried. Clearly I’m raising a little heathen who likes to eat sugary junk when I’m not looking.