Angry Nude Lumbering Zombies: Monday Quotes #15

I think you should definitely rock what you’ve got but angry nude lumbering zombie isn’t your best look. Honest Toddler.

I’m tempted to just quote the whole damn article because it’s so worth the read! You should stop right now and go read it yourself.

Okay, now that you’ve read the toddler’s quasi-apology letter to his/her mother, let’s ponder the zombie look. I’ve been sporting the zombie look for a few years now, to varying degrees of zombie-ness.

I’m hoping that with rest and some time away from the zombie-virus carriers (also known as small children who are apparently immune to the virus they carry), that I will recover my previous moderately attractive, human appearance. There is not enough makeup in the world to cover up the bags under my eyes!

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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