“Mommy, what are those lumpy things?” 4-year-old boy, poking me in the chest.
What is it with kids and boobs? My kids are fascinated with them. It’s a bit discomfiting. I never expected to have to repeat over and over again, “don’t play with other people’s boobs,” and “please leave mommy’s boobs alone.”
I also never expected to hear, “Mommy your boobs are soooooo big!” Partly because who thinks their pre-school son will say that sort of thing, but mostly because they really aren’t sooooo big.
Really?! I thought that when I stopped breast-feeding they’d leave the darn things alone!
**Please note that just because the discussions about boobs have ramped up, there has been no decrease in discussions about penises.