The poo is not lonely, it has pee to play with. My 4-year-old son.
“Do you want to see my poo?” called my son to his little sister. Half a second later I heard little footsteps running toward the bathroom. Clearly seeing big brothers toilet offerings is worth dropping everything for!
From the other room I could hear that they were talking about something very earnestly. I can only assume it was concern for the lone poo floating in the toilet, as my son’s reassuring comment to his sister was, “the poo is not lonely, it has pee to play with.”
Good to know.