There’s always an app for that! Today, I’m quoting an entire post by Roll Over and Play Dad. I think he may be new on the blogging and parenting scene, but newbie or not, he’s pretty dang funny! So enjoy.
My Idea to Prevent Teenage Pregnancy
Every teenage girl should have an app installed on their phone that blasts the sounds of a baby crying every 2 to 3 hours, 24 hours a day. To make the crying stop, she will have to sway the phone from side to side, while making shushing sounds and singing. Once the phone is finally quiet, she will have to gently put it down, and at least half the time, the minute she lets go, the phone will start crying again, and she will have to start the whole process all over.
What else should go into a pregnancy prevention app?