Buckley’s: Top secret parenting weapon

home_buckley_adWe’ve just come through a magnificent whining phase in our family. Yes, they’ve been sick so we need to cut them a little slack here and there. But the other night, Mommy and Daddy’s well of patience and compassion went dry as the Sahara desert in a dust storm.

Picture Mommy and Daddy sitting at the dinner table, book ended by snot nosed little tots in their booster seats, making a futile attempt at a short conversation, a rare occurence before 8:30pm in the house, when the whines of the 4-year-old begin. Then imagine those whines escalating rapidly to ear-piercing volumes, the kind that make you want to rip out your eardrums for relief. Meanwhile, across the table, the 2-year-old pushes her chair away from the table, ripping off her bib, tossing a fork across the room, shoving her plate across the table and declaring, “don’t like this!” Even though last week this was her favorite meal.

“THAT’S ENOUGH!” Roars Daddy.

Both children dissolve into wails.

I send Daddy to the bedroom for a break and head to the kitchen for our recently purchased whining and crying medication. Buckley’s.

“If you can’t stop crying, we’ll need to give you some medicine to help you stop. And it doesn’t taste very good.”

The 4-year-old stops almost instantly. Clearly his wailing was 99% fake.

The 2-year-old whimpers, “I need some medicine,” in a quivery little girl voice.

“Are you sure? It’s not very yummy.” Understatement of the year.

So I hand over the little medicine cup with a smidge of Buckley’s. She throws it back like a college kid playing a drinking game and looks at me with shock and horror on her face. I can tell she’s thinking, “Mommy how could you do this to me? Don’t you love me?” I’m sitting there smirking perversely. It’s been that kind of a night.

I tell her, “The only way to make that yucky taste go away is to drink your milk and eat your food.” Which she does. Quickly. With no more whining or complaining.

Now, all I have to do is threaten. Pure parenting genius. Does it make me a bad Mother to be hoping for another opportunity to use our new parenting weapon?

Buckley’s – It tastes awful. And it works.

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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23 Responses to Buckley’s: Top secret parenting weapon

  1. sillyliss says:

    I have never heard of Buckley’s, but I feel like I need some immediately.

    The only thing that works on Sidrah (2 years old) is the nose spray. But since she HAS to have the nose spray, it probably wouldn’t go in our favor to make it a threat. Boy does she ever hate that nose spray. All other medicines, though, she is totally game for.

  2. Survival. Being a parent is all about surviving. Sometimes we must do what we must do to survive. I like this idea.

  3. This is HILARIOUS! 😀 I think you’re a brilliant parent, and I do this to my kids alllllllll the time so I am not allowed to see any flaw in it for fear of becoming a hypocrite. 😀 Genius! And Buckley’s is terrible, terrible stuff.

  4. CountryGirl says:

    You…are a GENIUS! FREAKING GENIUS!

  5. nannyknowitall says:

    Reblogged this on Jada-The NannyKnowItAll and commented:
    lol well..itworks 🙂

  6. nannyknowitall says:

    lol! youre a genius! i hope my bosses go for this:)

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  8. I wish this would work with mine. That would make life so much easier sometimes. I politely offer a knuckle sandwich (they rarely accept, but sometimes they like to lick my knuckles to gross me out.) and an early bedtime. That usually gets them to rethink their behavior… Who wants to go to bed at 6:00?

  9. emmacconway says:

    Brilliant, going to buy cod liver oil tomorrow.

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  11. MayB says:

    You might be my hero. Seriously.

  12. Rodica Iova says:

    Love it! I wished I had this idea when my 4 kids were little. They are adults now. No more whining.
    Fish oil worked when I was young. But that was the medicine I had to take.
    Horibleeee!
    I remember visiting China and having a plate full of fat worms at this restaurant with a few local friends. I ate one, to show respect. Oh, my!

  13. Rodica Iova says:

    As somebody said it already: you do what it takes 🙂

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