You’d Better Watch Out: Monday Quotes #27

“You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry, you’d better not pout, I’m telling you why, Santa Claus is coming to town.”

And he’s spying on you. He knows when you’re awake, asleep, behaving well, behaving badly. He’s an overweight, hairy, old man, wearing pajamas, and peeping in on children everywhere. Oh, and he wants you to come sit on his lap and tell him what you want… what you really, really want.

Then, when everyone is asleep in their beds, he’s going to sneak into your house and leave you a little surprise under the tree and we’re all going to call it the magic of Christmas!

Ho ho ho! Happy Monday!

I think aliens unfamiliar with our holiday traditions would be very creeped out by Santa Claus.

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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9 Responses to You’d Better Watch Out: Monday Quotes #27

  1. Teresa Cleveland Wendel says:

    The sitting on a total stranger’s lap IS kind of creepy.

  2. momtimes4 says:

    Yikes! That’s really creepy! LOL

  3. magzmama says:

    Thank you for the laugh!!! I want to reblog this if you don’t mind!

  4. I’m sort of creeped out by Santa Claus. (And don’t get me started on that freaking egg-laying Easter Bunny. WTF?)

  5. CountryGirl says:

    I love this. 🙂

    We never did the ‘Santa’ thing (or the bunny, toothfairy…etc). People are like “Say whaaaa? Why not let your kid enjoy the magic of Santa?” And I’m all like “Dude…if I’m going to spend money at Christmas for my kiddos I WANT to take credit for it – not some fat man in a red suit!”.

  6. Sandi Ormsby says:

    I’ve never done the tradition of visiting Santa with the kids. (they are now 7 and 9) and my mom never took me either. We never saw the point of standing in a long line, to sit on a man’s lap, who was clearly NOT St. Nick. When my kids were 3 and 5, they figured out pretty quickly that all the Santas at the stores/mall looked differently? it’s not too hard when we have different races donning the suits and having various accents. I had to explain that Santa couldn’t be at ALL malls, and that he had helpers that reported back to him. He was out there, we just didn’t know which one…well, after that, my kids saw no point in waiting in line to talk to a helper and can’t understand why their friends haven’t yet figured it out…I mean, duh?

    First time visiting!
    Sandi

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