“You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry, you’d better not pout, I’m telling you why, Santa Claus is coming to town.”
And he’s spying on you. He knows when you’re awake, asleep, behaving well, behaving badly. He’s an overweight, hairy, old man, wearing pajamas, and peeping in on children everywhere. Oh, and he wants you to come sit on his lap and tell him what you want… what you really, really want.
Then, when everyone is asleep in their beds, he’s going to sneak into your house and leave you a little surprise under the tree and we’re all going to call it the magic of Christmas!
Ho ho ho! Happy Monday!
I think aliens unfamiliar with our holiday traditions would be very creeped out by Santa Claus.