The Naked Monster

Got home from work and picking up the kids from daycare. The kids ran downstairs to play with their toys.

We were just getting supper together when my son comes running upstairs. Naked.

Me: Why are you naked?

Son: Mommy, DD is taking her pull-up off.

Me: Did she poo?

Son: No. She needs help.

Me: Why are you naked?

Son: Let’s go downstairs!

I follow the naked boy downstairs. Change DD’s pull-up. Find my son’s clothing scattered around the basement, and make yet another attempt at getting an answer to the naked question.

Me: Why are you naked?

Son: I’m the naked monster. Roar!

Well, that answers that.

Me: I’m going upstairs now.

At least it’s not angry stripping in protest of something or other this time.

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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4 Responses to The Naked Monster

  1. Awesome. 🙂 I hope you laughed and laughed.

  2. Awesome blog! Do you have any helpful hints for aspiring writers? I’m planning to start my own site soon but I’m a little lost on everything. Would you propose starting with a free platform like WordPress or go for a paid option? There are so many choices out there that I’m completely overwhelmed .. Any tips? Bless you!

    • If you write, then you’re a writer. If you write well, then you’re a good writer. Anyone can be a writer, but not everyone can be a good writer. My advice, write well. If you don’t, people like me won’t take you very seriously and may even poke fun when you mix up the basics like you’re your and they’re their and there.

      I like wordpress because it’s so damn easy.

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