When you want to murder your children: Monday Quotes #30

“There will no doubt be a moment where you will want to murder your child.” – Vicki at Mommy Mishaps

Vicki has just started blogging at Mommy Mishaps and I look forward to reading about the crazy antics that go on in a household with four girls!

Yes we love our children, they do wonderful things like give spontaneous hugs and tell us we’re beautiful while we put our make-up on at the breakfast table. But they can also be horrible, evil, and insanity-inducing creatures that whine, run away when we say “come here”, and scream “don’t touch me!” in quiet public places like libraries.

Vicki’s 2-step murder prevention program includes:

  1. Medicating. I’ve never tried her vatorade mix (vodka and orange Gatorade) but it does sound tasty.
  2. Wait for the “cute” to come back. Although, in my experience this can take a while and you’ll have to do some serious medicating to get through the long wait.

Go check out her blog sometime! I’m always thrilled to find other un-Martha, Pinterestally-challenged mothers with well-developed senses of humors to commiserate with. I suspect she’s one of us.

Disclaimer: I don’t really want to murder my children. That would be very, very bad. And I’m pretty sure prison isn’t the vacation it’s made out to be. Right?

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home.
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4 Responses to When you want to murder your children: Monday Quotes #30

  1. vickidean123 says:

    It’s such an honor to be welcomed into the blog family by you. You have no idea how refreshing it is to find other like-minded parents out there. I can already tell this will be a great way to swap warped stories. :). Thank you for sharing mine.

  2. “One of us”…lol, like an anti-June Cleaver cult? Is there a similar one for dad’s I wonder??

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