The worst night-time noise ever

After waking up a ridiculous number of times last night, I’ve concluded that the worst night-time noise ever (aside from earth shattering screams) is a child’s coughing fit.

Once upon a time, before having children, I was a heavy sleeper. The house could have fallen down around me and as long as nothing landed on my head, I’d wake up in the morning wondering what the hell happened to the roof.

Later, during the infant years, I could hear a neighbour’s child cry in the night and would be up in a flash. (FYI: Cats in heat also sound a bit like crying babies). I couldn’t have either baby sleep in the room with me because I’d wake for every grunt and sigh.

Now, my kids don’t usually wake up in the night unless they’re sick. Now, I wake up for every damn coughing fit. I hear the coughs, wake instantly, and lie there in bed waiting. Waiting to see if the coughing woke them up and if they’ll call for mommy. Wondering if that last coughing fit sounded a bit like they were puking on their pillow. Wondering if I should go in a check on them to make sure they’re not sleeping in their own vomit. Deciding it’s unlikely and not worth the risk of waking them up if they aren’t already awake.

Then I roll over and fall asleep until the next coughing fit.

I’m pretty tired this morning.


About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home.
This entry was posted in Parenthood and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to The worst night-time noise ever

  1. momtimes4 says:

    This is exactly what I do!!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s