This morning on the way to dropping my kids off at daycare, I saw something awful. I was second in line in the left turn lane at a red light, when the car in front of me made the turn; while the light was still red; and nearly clipped a pedestrian.
I amused myself the rest of the way to work by thinking about what I would do if I found that car parked in my parking lot at work. I mentally composed a note.
I saw you run a red light this morning at the corner of Cook and Bay. That was very naughty. From now on, I’ll be watching you. Someone will always be watching you.
I got to work, looked around and did not see the car. I felt oddly disappointed. I was kind of looking forward to making a complete stranger paranoid.