Look Before You Sit

Just a little bit of advice for those of you with small children. Always check the toilet seat first before you sit down. You may also want to check the floor around the toilet before stepping up. Oh, and chances are good that the toilet paper is nearly gone again. You may want to check for that first too.

You can never be too vigilant when you have small children. They get into stuff, mess it up, leave it lying around or shove stuff that will rot and begin to smell into hard to reach places. 

Don’t waste all of your time watching your children, you need to look out for yourself too. Because sometimes those children really are out to get you.

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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5 Responses to Look Before You Sit

  1. My son (now 14) walked in the living room the other night and very seriously asked me if he could talk to me. So, like the wonderful mom I am, I put the TV on pause and gave him my full attention.

    “Mom, it is very important that you remember, when you use the last of the TP in my bathroom, you have to replace it!”

    yeah… that was him getting me back for all the times I yelled at him over it!

  2. Our tiolet paper is all unrolled on the floor as she tears off a tiny peice then throws it away. Hopefully she picked up her pull up and put that in the trash too. ~ That little puddle left beside the tiolet last week, we blamed that on the cat.

  3. sillyliss says:

    I wish I would have read this post before I had to learn these hard lessons on my own. : (

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