Just a little bit of advice for those of you with small children. Always check the toilet seat first before you sit down. You may also want to check the floor around the toilet before stepping up. Oh, and chances are good that the toilet paper is nearly gone again. You may want to check for that first too.
You can never be too vigilant when you have small children. They get into stuff, mess it up, leave it lying around or shove stuff that will rot and begin to smell into hard to reach places.
Don’t waste all of your time watching your children, you need to look out for yourself too. Because sometimes those children really are out to get you.