Thanks for the Spam Danny O.

Many (countless numbers) of the comments I receive end up in my spam filter net. It’s a beautiful thing, this spam net. Usually I just go through and delete, but I decided to share Danny O’s bit o’hot diggity dog spam through for your Friday reading enjoyment:

While I agree that for the average parent the hot dog slicer thing is a waste, if you run a daycare center having that thing would save you a lot of time when you’re cutting up 10 hotdogs. Also, have you ever tried cutting a hot dog into slices and then cutting those slices in halves or quarters while you kids cries that he’s hungry and that sound echoes thru your house threatening to wake up you napping infant? Those 7 second go on forever when you are trying to avoid waking baby up.

I do not run a daycare but if I did, slicing hot dogs would be the least of my problems. Also, why are you cutting your slices of hot dogs into quarters? That seems extreme. And why are you waiting until your kids are crying in hunger before you start preparing food? Maybe you need to move your meal-time schedule up a little to avoid those pesky, mid-hot dog slicing, hunger screams that echo through the house during the baby nap-time.

 

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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4 Responses to Thanks for the Spam Danny O.

  1. We have a lot of things that have the potential to be annoying in our house. An echo is not one of them.

  2. semiblind says:

    Actually, I can understand Danny O. But I am a lazy bastard of a parent. Although to be fair, it’s my wife who makes me quarter the hot dogs.

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