I have taken to wearing a single sock around the house lately. Ask me why.
You: Why are you wearing 1 sock?
Me: Because I am getting old.
Yes folks, I wear one sock because I am getting old. I did not forget to put on my other sock, I have not lost my other sock, I did not start taking my socks off and get distracted halfway through the job (although that has happened).
I love to wander around the house barefoot. But I am aging and so is my skin. About a month into the barefoot season, the skin under the big toe on my right foot begins to crack. It cracks and if I am so foolish as to continue my barefoot ways, it bleeds.
Did you know that band aids do not stay on a big toe for more than an hour when you are not wearing socks?
Which is why I look like a crazy old lady, wandering in and out of my house with one sock on and one sock off. Someone needs to knit me a sock, just for my toe. That would make everything better and I could feel young again.