Overheard in the Back Yard

Girl: You have a penis. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Boy: You don’t have a penis. Only boys have a penis.

Girl: I have two bums and you only have one. Na na na na boo boo.

Boy: Girls don’t have a penis.

Girl: I have two bums and one is a bagina. Ha ha.

Boy: Grrrrrr!!! Look how big my muscles are. Can you feel my muscles? I’m so strong.

Apparently I’m not chalking up any points for feminism yet.

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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2 Responses to Overheard in the Back Yard

  1. MayB says:

    I always get such a kick out of kids at this stage in their development! It’s always about how much better they are than the other gender because of their differences. Too funny. I’m sure the feminism will sink in later!

  2. MayB says:

    I tried to leave a very inspired comment and completely messed it up. Instead, I will now just say: Ha! That’s great.

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