Just so you know I’m still here…

Son: I need to pee really badly.

Daughter: I’m going to pee very nicely.


My son has 2 settings: Turtle in a Coma and Rabbit on Speed.


Since our children are always better behaved for other people, wouldn’t it make sense to just swap kids every once in awhile so we can enjoy some good behaviour?


After a police constable visited my son’s school, he came home and declared that he wanted to be a police officer with a light sabre and he was going to kill all the bad guys. I’m wondering what kind of cops we have around here these days!


About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home.
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3 Responses to Just so you know I’m still here…

  1. rossmurray1 says:

    Lovely amuse-bouches from DRP.

  2. sillyliss says:

    Best post! Your children will be peeing nicely with light sabers and I’ll swap them with you for my crazy kiddos any day!

  3. Child switching is the greatest thing ever! Why has no one thought of that before now? It would be like that purse swapping website. Awesome!

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