Son: I need to pee really badly.
Daughter: I’m going to pee very nicely.
My son has 2 settings: Turtle in a Coma and Rabbit on Speed.
Since our children are always better behaved for other people, wouldn’t it make sense to just swap kids every once in awhile so we can enjoy some good behaviour?
After a police constable visited my son’s school, he came home and declared that he wanted to be a police officer with a light sabre and he was going to kill all the bad guys. I’m wondering what kind of cops we have around here these days!