My little comedians

They’re getting into telling jokes now. So I’m learning to laugh on the spot. I’m getting lots of practice. Want to know why?

Joke #1

Girl: Knock knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Girl: Banana.

Me: Banana who?

Girl: Mooooo!

Joke #2

Boy: Why did the turtle cross the road?

Me: I don’t know, why?

Boy: To get to the gas station to drink all the oil.

See what I mean?

 

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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5 Responses to My little comedians

  1. Nobody will ever anticipate those punch lines. That’s a crucial part of a good joke.

  2. rossmurray1 says:

    Kids. When will they realize that the only punchline is “Poopy Spiderman!”

  3. I remember being so confused at the comedy feedback from adults. They would laugh if the joke was funny, but they would also laugh if the joke was bad because they found it funny that I thought it was funny.

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