Alien abduction or something…

I’m ba-ack! You may be wondering where I’ve been. Maybe you didn’t even notice I was away. Regardless, the aliens have finished up with their experiments and I am free to spread my nonsense through the internets once again. Lucky you!

It seems there has been a lot of shite happening around the great big world while I was off in the extra terrestrial labs. Bombings, shootings, shooting back, massive forest fires, tropical temperatures in the arctic circle, Britain getting all mad at their friends, taking their ball and going home in a hissy fit, and some angry racist dude is apparently now in the running for presidency of the USA. All of these huge things happening to people in the world but my little corner of it seems to just carry on as usual.

My workplace is a circus from about January to June. No, not a literal circus folks, it’s just crazy busy so when I finally get home, I don’t even want my laptop visible in the corner of the room. Then in the middle of that was a bout of mono (probably from the aliens – they have great timing). Then all of a sudden, school ended, my little ones finished Kindergarten and grade 2. I am stunned at how fast they’re growing (don’t worry, I’m not going to get all treasure every damn moment on you here). Then we were off to the prairies to visit family and old friends.

Right now, I’m extremely happy to be home, sitting at the dining table wondering why I haven’t gotten up for my coffee because it’s smelling so damn good, and listening to the sounds of the Power Rangers on the television. Yep, the kids are growing up, you can tell by their TV show selection.

Well friends, I’ll be around a bit more now, I’m pretty sure the aliens have gotten all they can out of me and have probably lost interest in the human race as a result.

 

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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