So the other night at dinner my son informed us that he was half wolf. Every night he turns into a wolf, sneaks out, and goes hunting. Sometimes he meets up with his wolf pack, the other half wolf-half boy kids from school.
He had an entire back story and a quick answer for every question we had about his wolfy nighttime wanderings. He was so sincere and earnest.
Meanwhile, his little sister was totally freaking out. “No, it’s not true! You’re not a wolf! There’s no such thing!”
Who knew they’d get so entertaining?