The neighbors are fighting again…

ME: Hey hon, the neighbors are at it again!

HON: What?

ME: I said, the neighbors are fighting again. Should we do something?

HON: Like what?

ME: I don’t know. Call the cops. Tell them to keep it down.

HON: Don’t bother, it won’t make a difference. They’re just going to fight about something else when this one is over.

ME: Fair enough. I’m going to close the windows though, it’s pretty loud and I’m trying to concentrate on getting stuff done.

HON: Okay.

ME: But if they pull out the weapons and start shooting, we’re putting up a fence okay?

HON: They’re not going to start shooting at each other, don’t be so dramatic.

ME: I wouldn’t be so sure, have you hear the stuff they’re saying to each other? Maybe we should start pricing out fence materials… just in case.

So… when is that election again? Soon right? And then you’ll be done right?

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About dirtyrottenparenting

I'm a parent of two lovely (most of the time) children. I work full time out of the home and I don't cook well, bake, sew, or do crafty things. I keep my high heels and jewelry at my office because there's no point in having them at home. I love Mondays because I can return to the world of adults, go to the bathroom alone and have nearly uninterrupted conversations with others.
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4 Responses to The neighbors are fighting again…

  1. freebutfun says:

    Are you sure it’s going to STOP with the election? Sounds to me like that could be the true START because one of the possibly wins. And he other one looses and needs to explain why the people were wrong…

    • No, I’m not sure at all… but if they keep it up we’ll either have to put up a wall, charge them for half the cost, or invite them over for some decent beer and help them work through their issues… unsure as to which I prefer. As long as I don’t have to drink their beer!

  2. So, you’re going to build a wall and make the neighbors pay for it? Isn’t that what got all this started?

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