Tag Archives: parenting humor

Stuff I Didn’t Write #1

It’s Monday and I’m tired. My little girl woke up coughing at 5:00am and vomited all over her bed and me. When the cough meds finally kicked in, she was too awake to go back to sleep. So I didn’t … Continue reading

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I Don’t Need You Mommy

We are continuing to fail at potty training our little girl on a daily basis. However, the other night while playing outside with the kids, she announced that she was going inside to go to the potty and that “I … Continue reading

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Overheard in the Back Yard

Girl: You have a penis. Ha ha ha ha ha. Boy: You don’t have a penis. Only boys have a penis. Girl: I have two bums and you only have one. Na na na na boo boo. Boy: Girls don’t … Continue reading

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